Showing posts with label drunk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label drunk. Show all posts

Saturday, 13 December 2014

Survived the works do !!!

So its the day after the night before....
A great night was had by all...sadly it will take a while for some people to remember.....chances are, some people may not want to remember......  
 Paracetamol by the shed load ....
  
the shapes people were pulling...
why the hell does every one all of a sudden fall in love with you, they havnt seen you since last years xmas party, and thats just the women.....WTF is that all about...
  

Famous last words.....
''I'm not getting drunk this year''........
Wot eva......
Thankfully i saw the results before it was too late....lol...not a pretty sight...
just one or two glasses of chardonnay will suffice!!!!
cant cope with the embarassment or the head ache !!!!
Nuf Sed

Thursday, 11 December 2014

Works Do...( or Xmas Party to me n you )


So its the once a year Xmas bash.....                     Put on by the company that i do some work for......
The ladies in their new frocks and matching accesories  

and the men in their best bib n tucker  
An opportunity for the usually proffesional stiff up lipped men and women to gt absolutely legless and make complete and utter  of theirselves....to drink that much that they cant speak......Why you ask yourselves......
Because its free and they havnt had to pay for it!!!!!!!!
As good a reason as any i hear you say...

 a night that starts like this ....
and ends like this !!!!!
 
or this....
or this....lmao
So outfit all sorted....hair all dun....
Time to go and have some fun.....
Hopefully i will only have 1 or 2...( glasses not bottles ) 
Dont want to loose my bag or my shoe!!!  
Instead I'll just sit and and photograph my colleagues
As they knock back the drinks and sink to their knees
I know i wont have long to wait
A free drink is like fish to the bait
I hope u've enjoyed my short little rhyme
must hurry along its party time.....