when my grandaughter comes visiting!!!!

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 true to say that stress usually accompanies my grandaughters visits....

this involves torture.... anything from... fixing my hair....crawling all over my lap and ruining my knees....checking my eyes for foreign bodies...

pinching my neck... ( she has a fixation with necks or any other loose skin..elbows etc associated with us 50 somethings...and different to her beautiful plump youthful skin ( shes !!  4 ) )

But this was on a whole new level.....

today she introduced me too her new found frend!!!

' stroke him under his neck Granma ' ( the neck thing ) not a chance!!

 all fotos by chardonnay 2017

Please be assured that No Granmas or newts were harmed during this photo shoot....granma was returned to her rocking chair with a large glass of the red stuff.... and newty was returned to his normal wet environment too....no harm done 😉😉

Eves dropping on the neighbours conversation

Accidently of course!!  ( what ? You think I'm nosey...pftttt )

One things that happens when we have the 1st beautiful day of the year, is that it gets the neighbours ( and their visitors ) out in the garden!!!!

And unfortunatley sound travels<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 

Visitor ' You got a good couple of hours of sunshine left , you should get them out, let them get a bit ov sun '....

Other visitor.... 'Yes cus it helps to colour them up!!'

Neighbour. 'Mine r huge now...i always get em out if theres a bit ov sun.'

visitor ' yes you are right....they are bigger than thingies !!!

       

Still ent got a clue what they were talking about!!!!!   did make me chuckle tho.......quietly !!!