#Eggskimos#Eggxit#Eggs on a zimmer frame !!!!

#I got a fright.....a few days late

I suppose when you say it like that it dosnt sound too scary....but a few days turned into several...several turned into a week....and eventually it was up to 10 days late!!!

And yes this was definitly accompanied with severe perspiration!!!!!

PANIC I THINK THEY CALL IT

                                  

At 50 something I was gonna be a geriatric mother...(but how could that be?? ) yes I've had 5 so i know how it happens...what i mean is 

'' how can that be ''

Not that I wouldnt welcum The Lords most precious gift with open arms, BUT, I am the wrong side of 50!!!!

thats it....i'm old ...my bodys old.....  my eggs are old

I now know why i'm late....

    

Just like meself my eggs are shortsighted...cant find the exit

feeling the cold ....dont want to leave the comfort and warmth of their home

a little fragile...needs a zimmer frame

just want to chill......

I Think....

Party time

Dress to Impress!!!! 

So i have my golden ticket....'Dress to impress' is the order of the day....Easy I hear u say....
NOT if u r the wrong side of 50!!!!!

I've heard the rumours...hair stylists arranged ..nails sorted...fake tan perfected...dresses on order....and thats just the waitresses!!!!

Oh my dayz    now if i was a man all i'd have to do would be to get a nice shirt and a jazzy tie...job dun...

 Wit wooooo.....who needs a tie...

so i need to stop dreaming and think of something...i have less than 20 hours......and the next 6 of those are gonna be spent sleeping...and dreaming  (  noooo girls...about my dress of course, which i havnt got yet)  probably be a nightmare!!!!

 this does not look good!!

Wish me luck!!!!!!

What a long day again!!!

17 hrs

Well i could say i was knackered, but tbf...i think i've gone past tired

Luckily i've never needed much sleep, which is a blessing with 5 children that didnt need much either!!!   but just lately i have been feeling like i could do with a nap in the afternoon...especially after starting this job!!!!

  could av something to do wiv being the wrong side of 50 as well...we all think we can just carry on like when we was 16 but its inevitable...somethings got to give...

6.15. the alarm went off....down 3 flights of stairs to put the kettle on...back up one to wake my lad for work...continue back up to the top for a 2mins shower...( ok 5 mins ) back down ...stop off to shout the lad again who's still snoring...kitchen...make a cuppa...quickly throw a ham sandwich 2getha for lunch,  scold me throat with the hot tea and back up the stairs...And there's more....

   

Make up ..deodarant...oh ye teeth...uniform...hair up...nearly there....back down 3 flights...not forgetting to shout son on way....check for change for parking meter...

I'm off now ...its 6.55 and DONT GET GOING BACK TO SLEEP!!!!!    

Shout to husband to get young fella up for school and pull the door to behind me..

AS per....loads of traffic even at this time....35 min journey that is gonna take nearly an hr!!!!

why do people crawl along at 25 miles an hr...surely they have somewhere to b if they r up at his unGodly Hour...'Stay in bed n stop f*****g holdin evry 1 up!!!'

Sights to behold....shes eating a banana...shes putting her mascara on ( watch out tor the potholes missis)_....God forbid hes avin a shave...( dont know how hes managing not to tip his water all over the car...lol, careful not to cut ye throat....and of course every one is txtin or makin calls..       .( still an offence...not that u'd know it....).

so i get a break...dual carriage way ahead...must get a move on....cant b late.....now is this 60 or 70 MPH ?????  <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

arrive on car park...feed the meter and do a spot of power walkin to work...
time for a quick coffee...8.00am and we're off...post to do, 2moros clinic to be printed...calls to answer...no rest for the wicked, lenses to be posted out...no shows to be chased...great its lunchtime..
50 mins later back behind the counter...smilin..happy to help!!!!

 A smile back wouldnt go amiss...Jesus Christ!!!!  catch up on a few more queeries!!! and i use the term loosely.....time for a bit of training..(cuz i'm still on probation ) and its nearly 5....Home time..   .( only get one break and thats lunch...no mornin or afternoon breaks!!!   ) so 2 say i cud murder a coffee is an understatement  rush bak 2 the car and im soon back on the way home...<<<<<<<<<<<<<.lots of 5 o'clock traffic, but hey i'm on the waay home....whos bothered
flickin through the stations for my favourite songs...'Steamy windows'...put the wipers on  lmao, I'll drive all night '  for a Costa light....lol

back home n the race is on....food to sort,,,clothes to put in the washer, bit of tidyin round...quick chat wiv me boys...And there's more.....time for a splash in the shower...prepare sandwiches for 2moro....Nice cuppa....

And time 2 slip into somethin comfy....my bed   Happy Dayzzzzz    Good night n Godbless