The Good Samaritan

My eldest son is a good sort and if he coudnt do you a good turn, he definitly wouldnt do you a bad one.
He looks quite scary cus hes about 6 foot n probably as wide across!!  (slight exageration) but a good hearted fella n i'm proud to say hes mine,

So he just hapens to be at ours one late afternoon, and its dropping dark.  A couple of his friends call in on him while hes here and they are having a chat on the drive. U get the picture

We live in an area where its mainly old people who have lived here for 25 years ( since the houses were built ) so when we arrived they were very suspicious and very unfriendly to say the least. Sure we dont hale from the typical background that people from this area were familiar with...but hey....who's perfect.
Three years on and most of em are kinda ok with us...wave to us...smile...that knd of thing....( still secretly waiting for us to F*** Up.....)

         

what is going on and what people assume is going on !!!!!

That was about to get worse!!!!

My sons friends wre just about to leave and one of the houses electric went off....( coincidence i hear you say....) alarm was goin off and allsorts!!!

My neighbours had already got my son tried and hung....

He came out of his house......

''what have you done to my electric? its gone off, what are you doing''

''I ent touched ye electric'' my son replied .laughing.....''let me av a look at it''

So he proceeded to follow the old guy into the house and was met by the old woman

 who pointed him to the fuse box..''its under the stairs''

So mean time the whole of the cul de sac were now out.....imagine what was going through their heads when they came intto the old couples house and saw my lasd under the stairs!!!!!

''What u up to under there son''

''Changin a fuse eh ???  or robbin the joint ''

Luckily my son saw the  funny side of it.....

The old folk explained to their friends that he was sortin out the electric!!!!!

They were very grateful and asked him what they owed him....

He obviously said he would cum back later and help his self !!!!!!!!!

Roller Rage

Confusing to say the least....

Now ladies (may b gents ) I'm guessin it is not only me that has this problem??
Most days I'm happy just to twist my hair into a bun...or a clip...or sometimes I might even plait it.....nothing too difficult about that  hear u say.....

  

But then comes The Event....The Ball....The worx do....The Xmas party....(or what eva u call it, but u get my drift ....ye ye, special occasion )
Your hair that, is usually well behaved, accomodating..easyish!!!  has now turned into.....
 Hairinhell

and then theres Blow dry dilemma!!!!  
How not to save a bad hair day!!!!
  

Is it just me ???   when i look in the mirror and try to blow dry my hair...or put the curling tongue in...my co-ordination goes to pot.....i turn the brush the wrong way....i'm drying the wrong section ( the section thats not in the brush!!! )
pass me the Chardonnay kwik !!!

I actually close my eyes so that i can work out which way to roll the brush......be honest, is this normal...lmao
 WTF..

Excellent stratedgy.....and hope for the best!!

Yes.... result....

If Only

i spose i cud try the hairdressers.....

 

Messinhell !!!!!

When people eat out they must think that it means....


Cus there is more food on the floor and on the chairs and down their selves than in their bellies!!!!
I wander what they would think if the food was served to them like this!!!!
  

 I  wander if they treat their own homes like this.....God forbid......
  

And i can just imagine how they would moan and groan if they went into a cafe and it was messy!!!!!

Xmas is on its way....

U better watch out ...U better not cry

U better not pout ...I'm tellin U why

Cus U are 13 years old and having an 

X box 1....ye li'l s**t

( spoilt I think )

Black Friday

wtf ....



 

And dont even think any ones going to let you in front of them or let yo pull out to get in the traffic!!!!
No way !  Not in a million years!! It ent happening!!! If earth freezes over!!!!
These lunatics are not letting you in.....
wouldnt mind, I only wanted a Costa and a bit of lunch!!
No its OK Mrs ...i ent after them nylon slacks that you'm breakin ye nek to get....
Swear blind i was gonna get the exact same things shes after....
  errr no, not a chance Mrs....


And there's more.....LMAO

Mines a Chardonnay!!!!!