When an old neighbour talks with her hands!!!

Suggestive hand talk!!!!!

We all do this lets face it...talk with our hands....

0ne !

Two!!

Zero!!

I got my eyes on you !!

  I have an elderly lady neighbour...shes great...funny ( without realising it!!! )
Her 'hand talk' is great.......just the other day she was explaining tto me that she had made a chicken broth for her husband who is poorly in hospital....
 

She put both hands to her chest and continued to tell me how she had put a nice couple of chicken breasts in!!!!!!!     

I was dreadin her telling me about the carrotts!!!!





Old Folk......they put a smile on ye face 

The Good Samaritan

My eldest son is a good sort and if he coudnt do you a good turn, he definitly wouldnt do you a bad one.
He looks quite scary cus hes about 6 foot n probably as wide across!!  (slight exageration) but a good hearted fella n i'm proud to say hes mine,

So he just hapens to be at ours one late afternoon, and its dropping dark.  A couple of his friends call in on him while hes here and they are having a chat on the drive. U get the picture

We live in an area where its mainly old people who have lived here for 25 years ( since the houses were built ) so when we arrived they were very suspicious and very unfriendly to say the least. Sure we dont hale from the typical background that people from this area were familiar with...but hey....who's perfect.
Three years on and most of em are kinda ok with us...wave to us...smile...that knd of thing....( still secretly waiting for us to F*** Up.....)

         

what is going on and what people assume is going on !!!!!

That was about to get worse!!!!

My sons friends wre just about to leave and one of the houses electric went off....( coincidence i hear you say....) alarm was goin off and allsorts!!!

My neighbours had already got my son tried and hung....

He came out of his house......

''what have you done to my electric? its gone off, what are you doing''

''I ent touched ye electric'' my son replied .laughing.....''let me av a look at it''

So he proceeded to follow the old guy into the house and was met by the old woman

 who pointed him to the fuse box..''its under the stairs''

So mean time the whole of the cul de sac were now out.....imagine what was going through their heads when they came intto the old couples house and saw my lasd under the stairs!!!!!

''What u up to under there son''

''Changin a fuse eh ???  or robbin the joint ''

Luckily my son saw the  funny side of it.....

The old folk explained to their friends that he was sortin out the electric!!!!!

They were very grateful and asked him what they owed him....

He obviously said he would cum back later and help his self !!!!!!!!!

wheres my parcel??

It's not here yet!!!

   I'm guessing/hoping my parcel 

is en route

My parcel should have been here days ago, u'd think it had got to come from the other side of the world.....

errr no!!  it only has to come approx 200 miles.....and considering its already been 4 days since they told me it was en route...it really hould be here.....even if the post man had to walk with it!!!! 

well no time now....places to go, people to see....spose i'l be back on the phone later 

  and u know thats gonna cost a packet (or a parcel...lol )

so i've been to all my places....seen a lot of faces.....

pulled on the drive, just finished my snack, a lovly banana....just pop that skin in the bin, before i go inside.......lol  poet n dont Know it.....lmao

Strange,  whats that??  There's only me that puts anythin in the bin.... there's only me that throws the rubbish away....come to think  of it ?    its only me that do any chores and thats every day!!!  

so when i see a blue plastic bag in the bin, on top of all the household garbage...i am a bit curious.....to say the least.....and u know what they say....  

Its ok....i'm ok......BUT..Theres more

I now know what happened to my parcel....the stupid delivery man put it in the garbage bin!!!!!   

yep in the post box a postage card.... 

That is the garbage bin u Stupid *******.....where do they get the staff from...oh my dayz!!!!!

luckily i saved it from God knows what....

   

Cant imagine what the neighbours think....strange parcels being left in the garbage......me getting parcels out of garbage !!!