I think my washing machine is eating my socks !!!!

Why am I always having loads of odd socks?

 

I am constantly buying socks, (and yes i always buy pairs!!!), but regardless of how many i buy I am always left ( or right lol ) with a dozen or so odd ones.....

I Keep telling myself its not possible...how can this be ??? 
I'm sure I put pairs in the washing machine but by the time they come out...theres half missing!!!

So does this happen to you too....???

Ahhhh Bisto...ahhh....ahhhhhhh

So cupboards are bare after xmas and need re-'stocking' !!!!
  lol....ok ok...( well I thought it was funny )

So I need gravy granules....
Go down 1st Aisle....
Gravy on offer ...thats good....equivalent to 100g 53p
 
Go down the second Aisle.....
Ahhhhh Bisto ...bigger size on offer....equivalent to 100g 44p...bargain ( put the li'l one back and have the bigger one....) 
Wandering down the 3rd Aisle.... 
Ahhhhhhhhhh Bisto....even bigger size on offer....equivalent to 100g 50p 
Put that one back and get the bigger one !! ( obviously other people spotted this special offer too...cuz there are various oher sizes mixed amogst these too....)
 
Tip to supermarket staff.....put all the gravies together...then u wont keep getting all the gravies left on the wrong shelves......
Oh my dayz......thats the gravy sorted!!!!!