Gonna miss me gels....

So they need a few days away!!!!

so my beautiful daughter and husband with my adorable grandaughter in tow, have left me to have a few dayz away.........( ok thats enough of me complainin )

 Jokin apart,  they definitley need a break  it will do them all good,  but to say she dosnt choose her weekends wisely is an understatement!!!!!!

So she just tx me...

'just got here Mam hardly any signal, and theres a yellow weather warnin!!!!!  winds rain and sum thunder thrown in for good measure......Oh my dayz....

So they have batten down the hatches....and knowin her like i do.....she wil dig her heels in ( literally speakin )  and make the most of it....

Extra prayers 2nite.....x     blow those storm clouds away......and send them a few warm summer dayz.....x

She'l swear i ordered it specially for her so as she has to cum bak early!!!!!!   

And theres more.....Senior moments !!!

Oh my dear Lord.....nearly forgot where i was......

so yet another senior moment...I think

My daughter very kindly offered to sort my phone out cuz i kept havin a messge cum up sayin ' running out of space, more room needed....;  or wrds 2 that effect.

' U need a bigger card' she sed.....so then she spent a couple of hrs transferring crap from one to the other...u get the picture?.

She then informed me that i wud need to change the cards over when it ad finished doin wot eva it was that it was doin!!!!  U still with me ?

now me and phones are really not compatable,  so  the idea that i might b able to put anythin in or out is absurd to say the least   lol

ahhh  i no wot i wud do....put the li'l card in the bak of the fone inside the case for safe keepin til she cud do it....soundz like a plan

neva giv it another thought!!

Dayz on and my fone starts up again....more space required!!!   wtf....

so i get on to my forever sufferin daughter.....fones still playin up!!!

'Did you change the card over ??'

What card??   Oh s**t......its stil in the case for safe keepin!!!   lmao....i meant 2 get one of the boys 2 put it in for me....must of slipt my mind!!!!!!

We are not amused........

And there's more.....Senior moments that is!!!!!

Oh Lorddddd wont U buy me a Mercedes Benz

No u already got 1......

Oh yes....feeling blessed.....

so i'm drivin along in my car...listenin to a bit of Dolly  ( Dolly Parton that is....)

Suns out..shades on..picture it...nice

Get to the carpark....find a good parkin space(may take a while)...chek...room to open doors  and  get out!!  remmber to pik up fone....?????   wheres the fone ???  s**t...no it must b here, i was just speakin on it....(  NO   not to the Lord!!!   that wud b silly ) oh well....lipstik  chek  bag chek   purse chek....look for that fone wen i get out......clunk...S**t   There is is...lol   was on my lap!!!!  Thats what happens wen i try 2 multi-task...give me strength.....

Oh wel good excuse for a nice Costa...then shoppin....one at a time of course   lol   x

Emotional Shit .......

So every now and again something jumps up out of the blue.....and ye past comes flooding back......

and tonight its LONG LOST FAMILIES!!!!

so sad...so lost...and yet so happy to b reunited...belonging to someone, somewhere....

another time it can be a smell....a certain perfume mostly....funnily enuf 

how weird is that?   something so ordinary and  yet so personal to b able to cunjure up vivid memories...sounds, feelings as clear as if u were stil  right there!!!!   An opportunity to return to the past ....amazin from a smell !!!!!!

and theres more....

Because as sure as night follows day.....the deja vue has gone    C'est la vie.....        til the next time...........

Senior moment. ...

U no that moment. ...u reach for the remote!!!   And u stare at it for like 5 whole seconds.....which button
Now wot was I gonna do?
Oh ye....I just realised ....it was my mobile phone I meant 2 pik up....lol

( A BIT LIKE WHEN U SEE SOME 1 AND THEY HAVNT GOT THE RIGHT CLOTHES ON!!!   Oh sorry didnt recognise u wiv ye clothes on.....lmao  ;)   )

JUST IN CASE I FORGET....Thank you Lord

Life is beautiful

When life is just perrrrfect   x

Barb-b-q it is then ( or 3 !!! )

Invite times 3 !!!

my children r quite mad ( genetic obviously...i know cuz i'm married to the father ;)  )

so they ( with their spouses ) invite me and there daddy to sum barbeques!!!

Yes they all live on the same yard ...not 50 feet away from each other...and yes i think u av guessed...they av 3 seperate barbies!!!!   lmao

nott wanting to offend any one we had to have a burger , sausage, kofta...And theres more!!....etc off each.....oh yes and a drink ;)   lol   

I'm so glad i stopped at just 5 children!!!!!

Wednesday. ...
Time to catch up wiv an old friend for lunch....her treat  Delicious. ...and it give us an opportunity to put the world to right ....Again!!!  :P
HAND ON HEART NOT A CHARDONNAY IN SIGHT YET......just buzzin on the bubbles of life.....Good S##t  
Life is good   X

What a beautiful place to be ......ALIVE

so its ony wednesday.......and what a beautiful week its been already

Monday....breakfast wiv my beautiful daughter and grandaughter ( I luv Mondays <3 )....and there's more

Tuesday...out wiv my daughter and 2 daughter in laws and 3 grandchildren.....simple picnic time...in the beautiful afternoon sunshine...how wonderful just to watch the chidren run and squeal with delight....add a tub ov bubble for extra delight. ....simple things always the best......not forgettin the ICE-CREAMMMM

Not guilty Ma'am !!!!! ;p

Horses wiv royal rugs on drugs!!!!  lol
u can not b serious.......

Ooooops sum 1 for the hi-jump !!!! eeyyyorrrr
awfffffff wiv their head.......

Give me a chance!!!!

Well there's a shocker!!!!!!
My husband has just informed me I don't iron his shirts the way he likes em 2 b ironed ############
Give me a chance darlin....we've only been married 30 years !!!!@ shudovf#####gsedsooner.com   (please feel free to fill in the squares.....lmao.

Oh well peeps musnt linger....bak 2 the Ironing board... :p  

Another birthday!!!!

its safe to say lookin at our past get 2gethas this was pretty uneventful !!  

My Birthday...

to say a Chardonnay was a must is an undestatement... 

Before i saw my party i heard it!!!

The youngest member of my breed ( 4 months old ) had decided to have her first bout of  COLIC on my birthday.....there was no way she was not gettin noticed....i dont no about a drink i think i needed sum earplugs.......and i think evry one els in the pub was thinkin they needed sum too ( needless to say people did not linger too long in our nek of the woods!!!!

Closely followed by the entertainment!! ( 2 of my other granchidren ) 2 toddlers careering round the tables, playing now u see me now u dont with the staff !!!  ( who were desperatley tryin to avoid goin arse ova tit....... or shud that b head ova heels ???) 

  and theres more...

 Not too far bhind them was the tag team..my youngest 2 boys fighting for recognition by verbally tearin  personal  strips off each other....( these r not toddlers...but the other terrors....Teenagers!!!) God help me.... ( thankfully my eldest daughter was cutting the look and talkin in a threatenin tone....tryin to keep the peace. Bless her )

So wheres the chardonnay.....

Note to oneself.....nxt time ye husband ( or shud that b my husband ;)  lol ) offers to take me for a romantic meal for 2.... accept! accept! accept!

head count   10 adults  2 hichairs and a baby seat....yep we're sorted. Time to eat....and drink!!!!

Mines a Chardonnay.....

animals fed and watered ...time for a quick exit.i think????   Cake and candles ( compliment of the Daughter ...thank u !! )

Too slow....here it cums....HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U..........

I avnt av I !!!

U no that moment Ladies ( and Gents??  Maybe... )  wen u spent half an hr ooooin and rrrrin at the shoes in the shop....u cum out and ye seized by dread for a split second.... omG  have I remembered to put my own shoes on or av a got one of theirs on!!!!!!!  That wud explain the limp......
no its fine...there mine.....lil  smile 2 oneself......
After yesterday.....nuffin wud surprise me..may b later!! x

MONDAY MONDAY....BLUE MONDAY.....MUNDANE MONDAY....MOODY MONDAY ???

How was yours ?

mine was so good to me.....evrything i hoped it wud b....

( once i'd got my 2 sons, who r still at home, out for work and school !!! and theres more....but thats for another day )

Breakfast at Costa wiv my beautiful daughter and grandaughter  :) ...( we shud av shares in Costa ! )

bit of window shoppin and then bak to mine for more refreshments

oh yes and to make plans for an up and comin family birthday

Mine !!!

God help me cus i wil need it

where do u go with 10 incompatible adults 2 hi-chairs (wiv 2 very opinionated passengers !!) And space for a baby seat????

note 2 myself ....dont forget the tranquillisers ( oh yeah and the Chardonnay ) 

I can do this  :)